A Professor explained Marketing to MBA students 1. You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich marry me That's Direct Marketing. 2. You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you tells her. He' is very rich, marry him - That's Advertising. 3. Girl walks to you & says u are rich, ca...n u marry me? "That's Brand Recognition" 4. You say I m very rich marry me & she slaps u "That's Customer Feedback" 5. You say I m very rich marry me & she introduces you to her husband "That's Demand & Supply Gap" 6. Before you say I m rich, marry me, your wife arrives That's Restriction from Entering New Market. ♥ "

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A little Indian Boy wanted Rs50, so he prayed 4 weeks, but nothing happened.
Finally he decided 2 write a letter 2 God requesting Rs50.

When post office staff received a letter addressed 2 God, they forwarded it 2 the President.

... ... President was so amused, she instructed her secretary 2 send the little boy Rs 20.
As she thought Rs50 would be a lot of
money for him.

The little boy was delighted with Rs20 & decided 2 write a thank u note 2 God.


'Dear God, Thank u very much 4 sending d money. However,
I noticed dat u ev sent it through 'Rashtrapati Bhavan' (Through Government Building) & those corrupt donkeys ate my 30 rupees! :D'

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