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A Professor explained Marketing to MBA students 1. You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich marry me That's Direct Marketing. 2. You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you tells her. He' is very rich, marry him - That's Advertising. 3. Girl walks to you & says u are rich, ca...n u marry me? "That's Brand Recognition" 4. You say I m very rich marry me & she slaps u "That's Customer Feedback" 5. You say I m very rich marry me & she introduces you to her husband "That's Demand & Supply Gap" 6. Before you say I m rich, marry me, your wife arrives That's Restriction from Entering New Market. ♥ "

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A little Indian Boy wanted Rs50, so he prayed 4 weeks, but nothing happened.
Finally he decided 2 write a letter 2 God requesting Rs50.

When post office staff received a letter addressed 2 God, they forwarded it 2 the President.

... ... President was so amused, she instructed her secretary 2 send the little boy Rs 20.
As she thought Rs50 would be a lot of
money for him.

The little boy was delighted with Rs20 & decided 2 write a thank u note 2 God.


'Dear God, Thank u very much 4 sending d money. However,
I noticed dat u ev sent it through 'Rashtrapati Bhavan' (Through Government Building) & those corrupt donkeys ate my 30 rupees! :D'

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Infatuation Song Lyrics – 100 Percent Love Movie

Telugu Lyrics: Infatuation Lyrics
Telugu Movie: 100 Percent Love – 100% Love
Singer(S): Adnan Sami
Music Director: Devi Sri Prasad
Starring: Naga Chaitanya And Tamannah

( Aa.. KaLLu KaLLu Plassu VaaLLu Veellu Minus
VoLLu VoLLu Into Cheseti Equation
Ila Ila Unte Equal To Infatuation ) X 2

Edama Bujamu Kudi Bujamu Kalisi
Ika Kudire Koththa ThriBujam
Paduchu Chaduvulaku
Ganitha Soothramidi Entho Sahajam
Sarala Rekha Lika Melika Thirigi
Ena Vesukunna Chithram
Cheriya Jarigi Prathi Cheriya Perigi
Puduthundo Ushnam

KaLLu KaLLu ........ Infatuation

Infatuation ... Ho.. Infatuation

Dhooralaki Meter Lanta, Bharalaki Kg Lanta
Korikalaki Kolamaanam Ee Janta
Centi Grade Saripodanta
Faron Heat Pani Cheydanta
Vayasu Vedi Kolavaalante Thanta
Letha Letha Prayala Lona
Anthe Leni Agechana
Ardham Kadu Ye Science Kaina Ho...
Paiki Visirinadi Kinda Padunu Ani
Thelipe Gravitation
Paina Kinda Thalakindu Lovethadi
Infatuation ...

KaLLu KaLLu ........ Infatuation

Hmm.. South Pole Abbayanta
North Pole Ammayanta
Rendu Janta Katte Theeeralanta
Dhanaavesham Abbayanta
Runaavesham Ammayanta
Kalisthe Currentee Putteeenanta
Prathi Sparsha Prasnenanta
Maru Prasna Javabata
Prayanike Pareekshalanta Ho...
Pusthakala Purugulu Rendanta
Eedu Kochchenanta
Avi Aksharala Chakkera Thintu
Maimarichenanta

KaLLu KaLLu ........ Infatuation