Jokes

1) mental hospital , paper leak, relase if pass thru the door key
2) Amitab vs Rajani pope john paul
3)Rajnikanth’s next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has twisted the climax. Both the lead actors survive. Rajni swims across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and… theTitanic in the other!

Recently China airports were closed due to heavy fog. Later it was discovered that Rajnikanth was smoking in India!

Rajnikanth did his KG from seven different schools. Today those institutions are known as IITs!

The Government of India pays tax to Rajnikanth for living here!

When Rajnikanth stares at the sun in anger, the sun hides behind the moon, and this phenomena is knows as a Solar Eclipse!

Rajnikanth woke up one day and decided he would share one per cent of his knowledge with the world. Thus, Google was born!

What would have happened if Rajnikanth was born 150 years ago? The British would have fought for independence!

Even Ghajini remembers Rajni!

When do earthquakes occur? When Rajnikanth’s mobile is on vibration mode!

Once Rajnikanth bunked a whole day in school. Since then, that day is known as Sunday!

The Pyramids of Egypt are actually Rajnikanth’s primary school craft projects!

ISRO does not exist anymore. Rajnikanth bought all the rockets for Diwali!

Why did Rajnikanth buy an acre of land with four wells on each corner? To play carrom!

Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikanth was approached to do Mission Impossible. He refused, because he found the title insulting!

When Rajinikanth enters a room, he doesn’t turn the lights on… he turns the dark off.

When Rajinikanth shows you the finger, he’s telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up
Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”.

East India Company left India in 1947, Because Rajini was supposed to be born in 1949.

Rajinikanth was offered Aamir’s role in “Ghajini” but he denied. Because Rajanikanth can only give memory loss.

Genies rub Rajinikanth and he grants them three wishes.

The Delhi Rajdhani Express once missed Rajinikanth. It ran as fast as it could, but failed to catch him.
Source: http://www.onlinetelugumovies.com/2445/latest-rajnikanth-sms-jokes-doing-the-rounds/